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My husband and I have been on a treadmill set at warp speed over the past year or more. Most of the life-workout has been wonderful and I’m not complaining . . . travel, family, adventure, etc. Some parts were not so good . . . failing parents, the death of my uncle after his slow decline, and the sound of my writing coming to a screeching halt.
We needed a time out. Big time.
When we vacation, we usually cram every minute visiting landmarks and museums, walking our feet off, and savoring local food. We collapse at the end of the day and hit repeat the following morning. We aren’t sit-on-the-beach-and-contemplate-our-navels kind of people.
After red-lining life for so long, we were in the mood for a vacation that included rum drinks with umbrellas in them, sandy beaches, sea breezes, and limited Internet.
We considered Hawaii or Mexico, but while doing research on tropical destinations, I came across a resort situated on an atoll 25 miles off the coast of Belize. For those of you who are geographically challenged, Belize is on the east coast of Central America with Mexico to the north and Guatemala to the west and south.
The sole resort on our vacation island boasts 18 private cabanas on a blindingly white beach, no television, radio, or paved roads, three meals provided daily, and world-class snorkeling and SCUBA diving out the front door. Think Gilligan’s Island with Internet access only available in the Skipper’s hut.
Over the next few posts, I will do my best to not bore you with an endless slide show of the hundreds of pictures we took while in Belize. But first, not knowing a damn thing about the country of Belize, I did due diligence research (what did we do before the Internet?) and read some things that made me scratch my head. Did any of you guys know this stuff?
Belize’s barrier reef is second only in size to Australia’s Great Barrier Reef. Who knew?
Mr. Wick E. Pedia casually mentions that chewing gum was invented in Belize. Listen, buddy, you can’t drop that bombshell and not give us more details about the who, what, when, where, and how Belize came to be the birthplace of Bazooka Bubblegum.
Belize City, the largest city in Belize, is little more than a slum. Actually, calling it a slum is an insult to the word slum. It is a pit. The ramshackle houses look abandoned until you notice the fresh laundry hanging on the line. Dozens of buildings are mere shells. Vacant lots are strewn with garbage and worse. Dental work appears to be an unheard of luxury. The abject poverty is sobering. Fortunately, we were only in Belize City for one night before heading to our island paradise.
In stark contrast to the poverty, the literacy rate is 77%. Local churches run the schools and the kids wear immaculate uniforms unique to their particular school. Belizeans may not have money for dental work, but they take a great deal of pride in their educational system and starched uniforms.
A large population of Mennonite farmers settled in Belize because the government granted them freedom from religious persecution and exemption from military conscription. The Mennonites are the nation’s farmers, producing goods for the general population as well as for export. They pretty much stick to their farms, but we saw a few couples shopping at the pharmacy in Belize City. It was like the cast members from the movie The Witness made a wrong turn and landed in a ghetto.
The country is rich in Mayan ruins dating back as early as 900 B.C. Archeologists estimate that at its peak, the Mayan population was one million. Keep in mind there are only 334,000 people living in Belize today. More on the Mayan ruins in a future post.
They may be poor, but the Belizean pride in their heritage, culture, and the country’s beautiful landscape is apparent. One last thing . . . Belizeans are warm and welcoming souls. Even with teeth in dire need of orthodontia, they have the most beautiful smiles.
As a preview to future posts about our trip, here is a teaser photo of the view from our cabana.
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I read your blog.I like your blog.Thanks a lot.
I read your Belize adventure back to front, but it was just as enjoyable going in the opposite direction. Happy travels! 🙂 Ailsa
How nice of you to say! I am delinquent in doing the final post in the series. I must get on it!
Okay…you got me with the Mennonites. I would not have guessed that one. Actually, my sister is a Mennonite…not from Belize, though. Too bad, it would make family visits more interesting. 🙂
I am most interested in the Mayan Ruins…can you please book that for me?
I have never been to Belize but some twenty years ago, did visit some islands just a wee bit south of you… Aruba, Bon Aire and Curacoa, just north of Venezuela. Beautiful tropics…had a wonderful time.
I was very interested to learn of the Mennonite population there. I had no idea! Not to pry, but how did your sister become a Mennonite? I am fascinated by the lifestyle.
The Mayan ruins were a sight to behold. To think that they have lasted this long and how in the world did they build those stone pyramids without cranes and hydraulics? What a feat.
Are you a diver? Snorkeler?
Oh, and are you still posting? I haven’t received notice of new posts from you. Hmmmm . . .
The Mennonite question is more that can fit into a reply. I mention the precursor to her joining…the “why” before the change in a post i wrote about my grandmother. You are free to check it out.
http://mpozzanghera.wordpress.com/2012/09/09/the-first-of-three-remarkable-people/
Of course I snorkel…and would love to learn to dive. A close family friend (who lives too far away) is a diving instructor…one of these days.
Still posting, been crazy busy these days. Not enough tome to read my reader, let alone write.
I double-checked and I am still signed up to get notices of your blog posts. What the heck, WordPress? What is going on?
Now that you mention it. Some time ago…you fell off my radar for a while and I found out that I was no longer getting your posts. I had to put you in my reader again. I’ll have to keep an eye out for this…maybe their is a glitch with WP.
Grrrrr . . .
Next time, pack me in your suitcase.
Deal. Since all you need in Belize is a bathing suit and a pair of flip-flops, there will be plenty of room in my suitcase.
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Looks gorgeous, Robin!
You suck.
KIDDING! (Pretty much.)
You can come with us next time we go. It would be handy to have a bellman along. I get so tired carrying my bag around.
Yeah, that would be fun for me.
Thanks, Robin.
Lucky for you, I tip well.
I’m in.
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The Caribbean and Latin America tend not to have much of a middle class as we would think of it. But they are amazing places to visit and work.
Glad you had a great vacation! I’m hoping for one of those later this year. 🙂
Where are you going? May I suggest Belize?
We’re thinking of a walking tour in England, someplace we’ve never been before. 🙂
By jove, excellent idea.
I have tasted a drop of Belize for a day. Did you have any chance to get an up close look at the teeming iguanas? That fright is still fresh when I hear about Belize! Your photo has taken me back to some good memories and a quick flight from our cold North to the warm beach! Sigh!!!
We had several iguanas living in the tree next to our cabana. They look prehistoric, don’t they? Where did you go in Belize?
One place I always wanted to go. I hear the tarpon and bone fishing is amazing. I am so looking forward to your upcoming posts.
Yes, there were several fly fishermen out for the big catch. I would highly recommend a trip to Belize. Tropical paradise here on earth.
I’m sorry, you lost me at no internet… Alright, sure like a nice place to vacation and I can’t wait to hear how your trip went. I remember spending 2 weeks on a couple of islands in the French Caribbean. After a couple days on each island, I was ready to leave. There are so many hours I can spend on the beach, haha!
It was amazing how easy it was to unplug on our island. Besides many snorkeling trips, I read many books! What a treat. Maybe you should give it another shot.
I hear you. I just don’t think I’m an island girl. 🙂
I have friends that sail there, I have always been envious. Now, even more so.
The color of the water went from aquamarine, jade green, and sapphire blue.
A perfect place to sail.
It was 11 degrees this morning. I need to ride a magic carpet to that beach.
I’ll hop on your magic carpet.
Let’s go
I’m packed and ready when you are.
Ooooh, blue skies. I miss ’em. Getting a few inches of snow here today. *sighs wearily, picks up snow shovel and trudges outside*
What a winter it has been! I know where you can get away from it all!
No problem. Just let me win the lottery, grab my passport and I’m there! 😉
Um, okay, yeah, I’m not jealous. Not jealous at all…
Has the deep freeze ended in your neck of the woods? If not, may I recommend a quick jaunt to Belize?
It’s still cold. We get teased with a 50 degree day, only to have it dip back to the 20s the next. Grrrr…
I hate to tell you this . . . but, it is 76 degrees here today.
I’ll get you, my pretty. And your 76 degrees, too!
Careful, or I’ll throw tepid water from our swimming pool on you. (Californians can be so annoying and smug about our weather, right?)
🙂
Had you mentioned something about “…a blindingly white beach?” Yes you did and you told the truth. They must sell a lot of sunglasses there. 😀
Sounds like heaven. Enjoy and keep the pictures coming.
Sunglasses and sunscreen! And tropical drinks. I partook in all three.
Two thumbs up for THAT! 😀
QUite a few people we know are talking about Belize for beaches and relaxation..maybe even retirement homes. Will be interested in your impressions.
Looks gorgeous (much better choice than MX or Hawaii from what we’ve heard)
Staying tuned…pass the little umbrella drinks. (No TV? sounds heavenly. Really interested in the Mayan ruins…and the white sands…see much sailing?)
Belize is an undeveloped paradise without endless hotels standing shoulder to shoulder. Tourism drives much of the economy, but nothing like Hawaii. It was a great place to unwind and unplug. We only checked email twice! There didn’t seem to be a point to disrupt our solitude. Umbrella drink coming your way!
The fewer tourist the better for us. So not into Hawaii and MX has really changed.
I do find the sharp contrast between resort luxury and residents’ poverty disturbing on some of the islands. Tourism is a big opportunity for them.
Yes, the poverty was troubling. I was grateful that our resort accommodations were modest rather than lavish. It would have felt just plain wrong otherwise. The locals appreciate the tourism, but I can’t imagine what they feel about the dichotomy of their lives compared to that of the tourists.
My dear friend and I booked our cruise today. It includes a day in Belize City. Thanks for the info 😎
I would recommend either staying on the cruise ship that day or doing a trip to the Mayan ruins. There really isn’t anything to see in Belize City. Can I come along?
I booked a balcony as a single — I have all the room in the world. (I snore, and my traveling companion talks in her sleep. We decided to splurge –we’ve been saving for this since 2009!
You are going to love it. Love it. The air is soft and the water is every shade of blue in the crayon box. When are you going. I’ll start packing. I snore too, so we can snore in harmony.
We are shipping out October 26, and getting ba ck on November 2. I love snorkeling, and my buddy Darreby and I talked about Snuba. I know the reef is amazing, because every reef is amazing. I’ll pack earplugs for the two of us 😎
Lots to do in Belize City-try the Old Belize Museum, beach & restaurant or Bird’s Isle restaurant (gets extremely crowded in ship days). For snorkeling you can do a day trip to Goff’s caye. These are only some of what you would miss out on if you stay on the ship. Best wishes.
PS: most of us Belize City residents have all our teeth 🙂
I have heard only glowing reviews on your count. I cannot wait to get ashore there! Thanks for your suggestions. 😎
Well, sounds like I need to go back to do more exploring of Belize City. I’m good with that!
I wondered why we never heard who won the “coolest place to have a beer” contest. Still waiting! You can’t distract me with your fabulous travelogue….
Oh gosh! I forgot to do a post on that. Silly me. I’ll do so after my Belize series. Thanks for keeping me honest!
What a paradise view! Really interesting post, I love hearing about people’s travels and learning about how things are around the world. But seriously, you didn’t know that stuff about the barrier reef and the chewing gum? I thought EVERYONE knew that 😉 My mum just got back from a couple of months in India and I was fascinated to hear all about it. I look forward to your follow-up posts on this!
I guess I was out of the Belizean loop when it came to the coral reef and chewing gum. The biggest surprise was the Mennonites. They look so out of place but have found a peaceful home and an agricultural niche.
A couple of months in India? Was your mom there for that big spiritual retreat in February?
No, she just ups and goes off volunteering here and there around the world every so often!
And you should tag along!
Would be nice, but I kind of have responsibilities like kids and a job! I would like to travel more though just as soon as I can…
Bah. The job and the kids can fend for themselves.
You’re right! Maybe I can kill two birds with one stone, and just get the kids to go and do my job.
Now you are talking!
This looks absolutely stunning, Robin. I’m so glad you had a chance to get away from everything for a while and recharge. I can’t wait to see more photos 🙂
Was Belize where they (apparently) found the first crystal skull?
I believe so, yes. Our guide at the Mayan ruins lamented about how many archeological treasures, including a crystal skull, have been taken out of Belize.