Well, folks . . . I’m not as dumb as I look.
Quit yer snickering.
As per my blog post HERE, CVS Pharmacy issues mile-long receipts, much to the consternation of those concerned with the environment and our nation’s forests. And whiners just like me.
In addition to the mile-long receipts, CVS fills my email in-box with 30% off coupons, surveys, ads for what is on sale, and pictures of the Kardashians. I’m kidding about the Kardashian pictures. The Kardashians themselves send me those.
The cool thing about the 30% off coupon emails is you can magically send them to your Extracare card, et viola, you get 30% off your purchase without having to remember to bring the darn coupon to the store.
“Why are you going on and on about CVS, Robin?” say you.
“Good question, but bear with me . . . I have a point.” say I.
“A likely story, Robin,” say you.
“Oh ye of little faith,” say I.
As was promised in the Fortune magazine article I mentioned, I found out how you can opt-out of having the in-store coupons printed on your receipt.
Pay attention. This is the part about how I’m not as dumb as I look. There will be a test on it later.
I swear I won’t continue blabbering drivel about mundane topics such as receipts Instead, I will soon be entertaining you with fascinating subjects such as me, myself, and I.